I just did that thing where you try to output the right kid's name that needs to be reprimanded, but the wrong name comes out so another attempt is made...we've all done it, right?
In this case, I was trying to tell Brian to move out the way of his dad and brother moving the hardwood.
And then I roared.
We don't even have a Mike. Brian had, at this point, caught on to the fact that it was his attention I was trying to get - so he turned slowly and deliberately, raised his eyebrows and said - Did you really just call me Mike?
I'm using this as evidence that I'm in need of a weekend away.